Viagra Clusters with Oats and Honey

Today we are seeing all kinds of new innovations in pharmacology that will help you in many invaluable ways, like curing your toe fungus. That is if it does not kill you first. How many times have you seen on TV some commercial for a drug you've never heard of? It's ok because if the man is happily riding on a motorcycle and he picks up his beautiful lover (these people always seen to be hot bodies with hair dyed gray) and takes her to a magnificent place to stay the night (and I suppose he is taking her to another magnificent place off camera too, wink, wink). It's almost as if the drug company is urging us to ask for this drug at our next check up.

"Dr. Smith, I think Protofauxmomux might be right for me." I tell my G.P.

"Really? Do you know Protofauxmomux is a menopause drug?

"Really, because the actors I saw on TV were all twenty-five with gray hair and they were playing paintball while rock climbing, so I figured it was good."

The other thing alarming about these drugs is the side effects always outweigh the drugs benefits. I really don't want to get diabetes or die from a drug to give me more hair (I have accepted the fact I am getting thinner one place and one place only and that is my head).

The next thing I'd like to see is drugs in your cereal. Call them Sugar Frosted Abilify. What about Honey Bunches of Oats and Levitra.